Reading Time: 8 minutesGood news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Then we’ll go with that data file! Daylight and everything. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I am…
Category
Life
Smaller Plate
Reading Time: 8 minutesGood news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Then we’ll go with that data file! Daylight and everything. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I am…
Alice On The Roof
Reading Time: < 1 minute
Finding Perfect Spot For Surfing
Reading Time: < 1 minute
It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years.
Status Post
Reading Time: < 1 minute
I am having good time with my friends at Starbucks, classic!